I will lock my doors

I replaced my Nissan Pulsar with a Ford Taurus. Rob and I had to get parts fromthe junkyard to replace the dash pannel and the trim around the radio. It was rough going and took the better part of a day to do. I was shopping at Target and had a primo parking spot right up front so you could see my Ford Taurus from the store. So I guess when you park somewhere everyone looks at your car when they leave the store, you should roll up the windows and lock it. When we got back to the car the radio was gone along with the dang trim we worked so hard to get. Oh and I left my purse in there too, tucked behind the passenger seat. That was still there, along with the remote for the radie. HAHA ASSHOLES! Anyway, oh yeah and they popped the trunk and stole the case of Dasani water I had back there! They had some balls! Target security said they couldn't see anything due to solar glare. Fuckers. I reported it to the police and they said whatevaaa.

Shortly after that incident I took my vacation in Massachusetts. I had a lovely time with Cassie and Carl and Kai.

Rob and Angie picked me up from the airport and brought me back to their house, where my car was. My car was parked where I left it, but someone had written all over it: "I WILL LOCK MY DOORS". Inside I found a new radio mounted in the new dash trim. And in the trunk... A case of water.

Rob collected donations from all of my "shultzy" friends and bought the radio and installed it and how cool is that? It came with a card signed by a bunch of my friends.

I still never locked my doors.